Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Raquel, the original number one with a MULLET!___________________________________________________________________Raquel had a long, wavy mullet.Her dad Gerald made her chop it.For breakfest she decided...
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Note: This poem in no way reflects how we feel or believe. Oh and we know we spelled hippie wrong.A Happy Hippy Poemoh, beautiful treeI HUG YOU.I'd take a taxi for you (die.)oh, precious flowers.I...
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There is a visual aid to this poem, but I don't care to scan it.Hayley the candy cig drama queenwe got a flyer for the sequoia outlawswith the satirehe had unkept hair, baggy eyesand a cig between his...
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Toes Like Stones In My LooofersMy teeth feel funnyAllz I ate wuz cheeriosHayley has brutal stomach acidA toothbrush would cure all our problemsIf only I had that magical bristle wandThistles would be...
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Candy Cig Drama Queen Morphs Into Hippie KingWith a candy cig in mouthShe's abandoned her scene waysShe prances in fields and caresses animalsBraids tightly woven for all her days"Earth first" is her...
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(This poem was written the night that Aerosmith played downtown and Raquel, Hayley, and I attended a different show. We apologize if it isn't our best. But, Merry Christmas nonetheless.)I met a man...
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I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a ballerA poem by Lord Raquel and Knight Amy, with a special gues apperance by Jester Jessica BrouwerThe music blowsI can't think about anything with them...
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MT=QTmy love is like the airyou can't see it, but I'm always thereI smell your aromait doesn't put me in a comayou make me quiveryou're my number one pick of the litterI want to plant a juicy wet one...
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Oh Napkin, My NapkinBy: Lord Raquel and Knight AmyOh crisp white paper napkinHow I wish to wipe my mouth with your cleanlinessYou remove all residue from the crease between my lipsI fear not when...
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I need to finance a jar of peanut butterThe Jiffy from Tiffy looks iffyI became skeptical when it started growing uddersIt was a nasty nifty giftyYou got to take what you're given when you're just a...
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